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Lizard Music

Home & Deranged

Still-New! Home & Deranged [2013]

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  • Enough About Me
  • Spelunking with Joe King Carrasco
  • I Lied
  • My Bonnie Johnson
  • Intro to "Thank You ..."
  • Thank You for Touching Me There
  • Black Helicopters
  • If I Saw You All the Time
  • Too Big to Fail
  • Dumb Dumb Dumb
  • Got a Big Stupid On
  • Who Needs You?
  • Would You Like to Start a Band?

30 Years of Lost Luggage

   

A Live Anniversary Show with Lizards Past & Present.

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  • Too Big to Fail
  • Life is Hard, But Life is Hardest When You're Dumb
  • Old Blevins
  • Jesus Loves Me (But He Can't Stand You)
  • 40 Years Old and I'm Livin' in my Mom's Garage
  • Rocky Byways
  • The Drugs I Need
  • I Didn't Go to College But I Could Have
  • Wipeout
  • Neighbor of the Beast
  • Wer Ist Da
  • Bone Dry
  • June Apple / My Generation
  • C-U-B-A
  • That Godforsaken Hellhole I Call Home
  • Buenos Dias, Budweiser
  • La Cacahuata
  • Leonard Cohen's Day Job
  • Go Ahead and Die
  • Teenage Immigrant Welfare Mothers on Drugs
  • We Always Fight When We Drink Gin
  • Bonus Feature: Too Big to Fail Video

The Drugs I Need

The Drugs I Need [2006]      

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  • Go Ahead and Die
  • The Drugs I Need
  • One True God
  • Xmas Time for Visa
  • The Neighbor of the Beast
  • Wer Ist Da?
  • Buenos Dias, Budweiser
  • Toast the Earth with ExxonMobil
  • Ain't Gonna Rain
  • Banjo Players in Heaven
  • The Tower
  • Arnold
  • We've Been Through Some Crappy Times Before 

Strange Noises in the Dark

Strange Noises in the Dark [2003]

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  • Strange Noises in the Dark
  • We Always Fight When We Drink Gin
  • Susie Rosen's Nose
  • You Can Eat Dog Food
  • Jesse + Phil
  • Merchants' Lunch
  • Tastes Like Chicken
  • The Lonely Yodeler
  • Why Couldn't We Blow Up Saddam
  • Snopes' Glory
  • The Miracle Baby
  • When I'm Cleanin' Windows
  • Maverick: A Love Song
  • Banana Slugs! Racing Down the Field (proposed UC-Santa Cruz Fight Song)

Lizards Times Twenty

   

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  • Highway Café of the Damned
  • Hey, Little Minivan
  • Rasputin's HMO
  • The Grunge Song
  • He's Just a Friend
  • Industrial-Strength Tranquilizer
  • Paint Me on Velvet
  • Jesus Loves Me (But He Can't Stand You)
  • The Dogs, They Really Miss You
  • Put the Oakridge Boys in the Slammer
  • Old Blevins
  • Cornhusker Refugee
  • Stupid Texas Song
  • Pflugerville
  • Anahuac
  • The Chester Nimitz Oriental Garden Waltz

Never an Adult Moment

Never an Adult Moment [2000]

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  • Grunge Song
  • Hillbillies in a Haunted House
  • Forty Years Old and I'm Livin' in My Mom's Garage
  • Rasputin's HMO 
  • A Hundred Miles Of Dry
  • Big Rio Grande River
  • The Illusion Travels By Stock Car (Petty/Bunuel)
  • Big Ol' Bone
  • The Me I Used to Be
  • Waitin' on a Call from Don
  • The Beautiful Waitress
  • Asheville/Crashville

Employee of the Month

Employee of the Month [1998]

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  • Stupid Texas Song
  • Hey, Little Minivan
  • The Dogs, They Really Miss You
  • Rocky Byways
  • Last Words
  • Monkey on My Back
  • Flatnose, the Tree-Climbing Dog
  • Love in a Refrigerator Box
  • La Cacahuate
  • Trailways of Tears
  • Leonard Cohen's Day Job
  • Momma Don't Allow
  • A. Minutes of the Last Meeting
  • B. Meeting is Adjourned
  • The Other Shore

Small Minds

Small Minds [1995] (temporarily out of stock)

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  • Shallow End of the Gene Pool
  • Half a Man
  • Old Blevins
  • Big Tex's Girl
  • Do Not Go to Tennessee
  • Truckload of Art
  • Gingrich the Newt
  • Irving
  • Life is Hard, But Life is Harder When You're Dumb
  • Bonfire of the Inanities
  • Mourning Edition 
  • Father of a Honky-Tonk Girl
  • Teenage Immigrant Welfare Mothers on Drugs

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